A Pakistani army soldier walks into his officer's room.
To impress him, the army office picks the phone, dials a number and said "Yes sir, I understand sir. I will tell the Prime Minister. Goodbye."
Looking at the soldier he barked "What do you want?"
"Nothing sir." he replied. "I just came to install your telephone."
Musharraf joined Pakistani army and was given a gun.
Musharraf asked his Officer: Sir, to what side should I point its nozzle, towards myself or to the opposite side.
Officer: Stupid, keep it anyway, in both the cases it will benefit the nation.
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