A man was sleeping on his deathbed. The man woke up to see his wife silently praying beside him. He said, "Dear, I have something to confess to you." She said, "No dear, save your energy." He said, "I must tell you so I may pass on to heaven, I cheated on you." She said, "I know, I poisoned you."
A Pakistani army soldier walks into his officer's room. To impress him, the army office picks the phone, dials a number and said "Yes sir, I understand sir. I will tell the Prime Minister. Goodbye." Looking at the soldier he barked "What do you want?" "Nothing sir." he replied. "I just came to install your telephone." Musharraf joined Pakistani army and was given a gun. Musharraf asked his Officer: Sir, to what side should I point its nozzle, towards myself or to the opposite side. Officer: Stupid, keep it anyway, in both the cases it will benefit the nation.
1.Pandit Ajay Devgn predicts, on Koffee with Karan, that Kareena and Saif Ali Khan shouldn't get married! 2.Kamal Hassan's daughter Shruti gets her first kiss from serial-kisser Emran Hashmi, which is considered to be a good omen for heroines. 3.Mallika Sherawat has been thrown out from the dance show Chak Dhoom Dhoom, reportedly because of her star tantrums.
Santa: How much the earth is far from here?Banta: 1 kilo meter.Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"Banta: Downwards ! Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
A Pakistani army soldier walks into his officer's room.To impress him, the army office picks the phone, dials a number and said "Yes sir, I understand sir. I will tell the Prime Minister. Goodbye."Looking at the soldier he barked "What do you want?" Nothing sir." he replied. "I just came to install your telephone."
Laloo, Jayalalitha, and karunanidhi are on a long flight in an Air Force plane. Laloo pulls out a 100 Rupee note and says, "I'm going to throw this Rs. 100 note out and make someone down below happy." Jayalalitha not wanting to be outdone says,"If that was my 100 Rupee note, "I would split it into two Rs. 50 notes throw them down and make two people down below happy."Of course karunanidhi doesn't want these two candidates to out do him so he pipes in," I would instead take one hundred Rs. 1 notes and throw them out tomake 100 people just a little happier." At this point the pilot who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore comes out and says,"If I throw all three of you out of this plane and I'll make 100 crore people happy!"
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee."What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, andyou were only 17?" he asks solemnly.The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember whenyou father caught us in the back seat of my car?" "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years"."I remember that too", she replies softly.He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"
A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital.Doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED.You say – ‘But that baby is not mine.’Girl says – ‘he is only the father of my baby.’YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes. Which says that you can never become a father?EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.Anyhow you thank God and return home. Then you think, “At home I have 2 kids. Whose are those?”THIS IS REAL TENSION.
(1)The BUS conductor says:"Half pant Half ticket", "Full pant Full ticket".Suddenly "BALAYYA"removed his pant and says"No pant No ticket" (2)Teacher : which is ur favourite dish......?AFTER MUCH THINKINGBalayya : TATA SKY.....
Arya 3 hero Balayya and title song isHey ...tiptop dora kadilindo ,yepatiki veedu hit ivvadando....mudurando,balupando,cinema theeyakando...uppukappurambu nokkalukku nundo,veedi movie choosi mosapokando ,flop ando, waste ando, over action ando...come on come on most boringu,come on come on best laughing,come on come on worst acting,hey yaayi yeyyao,Mr.Flopper..Flopper..he is Mr.Flopper..lens yesi vetuku dorakadu ra e hittu..
vilan:rai i will kill ubalayya dialogue :"kodithe hospital karchulaki mee aasthuluammukunna saripov.vilan:sorry balayya naaku a bayam ledu"naa dhaggara Y.S rajasekhar reddy aarogya sri pathakam card undhi"