Jokes

  • Antidotes for workaholics

    Jul :16 |   If u feel overloaded with Work Immediately go to to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center & place order for any one or more of the following Antidotes. 1: Work Isolating Neutralizing Extract (WINE) 2: Radioactive Un-work Medicine (RUM)… [ Read more ... ]

  • One hour late

    Jul :01 |   A competition was held in a cultural program to control from laughing for jokes. The competitors were tested for their hearing abilities. Out of fifteen contestants, 10 have gone in the first round as they could not hold back the… [ Read more ... ]

  • I'll drink to that!

    May :27 |   Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says "So where are you from, then?" "I'm from Ireland."… [ Read more ... ]

  • Oh, Texas!

    May :25 |   A British doctor, a German doctor and an American doctor were chatting. The British doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him… [ Read more ... ]

  • Operation DUI!

    May :24 |   One night, a police officer was waiting outside a particularly rowdy bar for possible drunk drivers. At closing time he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars… [ Read more ... ]

  • What drink is that?

    May :23 |   A guy walks into a bar and announces that he can close his eyes and name what kind of alcohol he is drinking and how old it is, just by taste and smell. A drunken guy at the bar says,… [ Read more ... ]

  • My wife might be deaf!

    May :22 |   An old man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?" The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When your… [ Read more ... ]

  • Guess what!

    May :21 |   A man stops his car after spotting a blonde on the sidewalk with a bag. The man in the car says to her, ''What do you have in the bag?'' The blonde replies: ''I have chickens!'' The man says, ''If… [ Read more ... ]

  • Rs 40 notes!

    May :20 |   A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit Rs 80 note instead of a Rs 100 bill. He realized his mistake but was not willing to sacrifice the paper he used. He wanted to try it out anyway. He approached a bank… [ Read more ... ]

  • Not all lawyers are bad

    May :18 |   A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor,… [ Read more ... ]

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